Fruit Jokes

What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in

is google male or female female bausecuase it doenst let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple If you were a vegetable, I would visit u in the hospital

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

What os Ronaldo,s favorite fruit? Oranges because they have vitamin suuuu

Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”

Pineapple goes on pizza

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What is it called what a gay guy punches someone?

- Fruit Punch

I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club

3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D