I like mangoes.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
Pineapple turnover.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Am I a guard or a guava?
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
