Fruit jokes
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Who here plays blox fruits?
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away. if you throw it hard enough.