Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
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Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.