Fruit jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
I felt the need to share this masterpiece with all of you.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Billy Bob like pineapple.