Fruit jokes

What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?

The apples actually get picked.

What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple actually gets picked.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

What is the postman's favorite fruit?

Water-mail-on.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

You know what they call pineapples in Paris?

I don't know, what?

Anus.