Fruit jokes
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Memes
Who here plays blox fruits?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Whatâs black and white and red all over?
A Milanoâs cherry.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.