Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
Memes
Who here plays blox fruits?
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Itâs hard to become a vegetable when youâre already a fruit.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
If you were a fruit, youâd be a âfine-apple.â
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.