Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
