How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything? :1 scent I put two penny's down do you see any fruit? :2 pairs I put three penny's down do you see and law enforcement? :3 coppers I put four penny's down do you see any cars? :4 Lincolns I put 5 penny's down do you see any pussies? : NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
why did bob go to the store? To bob for apples
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Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can't elope.
What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?
Ma rio
What’s the difference between a orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What Game do Emo's Play Fruit Ninja (Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana Dang girl you are so appealing😙
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
