What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What do u call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
