Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
how do you know when you're disliked? when they always give you the camera for group photos
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
