Friends jokes

Memory

    • It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

    You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

    When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

    ...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

    Gemini

    • Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

    Best, Gwen

    Treasure

    • One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

    After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

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    • Friends memes

    Apple

    • Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

    Friend: "I don't know."

    Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

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    • Friend

    • POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

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    • Emoji

    • My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

    I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

    She said, "Why?"

    I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

    Autism

    • Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

    Chicken

    • Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

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    • Car pet

    • I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

    I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

    Orphan

    • What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

    Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

    Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

    Alphabet

    • Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

    I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

    (Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

    (Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

    What letter is really hot? T

    C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

    ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

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    • Bullying

    • My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

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    • Depression

    • Lemme just say one thing:

    Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.

    Fortnite

    • "We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

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