Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Friends Jokes
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
