Friends jokes

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

Me: What do you call an orphan?

Friend: Homeless.

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.