Friends jokes

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

Last night I slipped on a banana.

My friend said it was a-peeling!