Friends jokes
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Memes
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."