Friends jokes

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

Why don't orphans have any friends?

Because they don't have homies.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.