Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?
(getting brutaly murdered)
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
Why don't orphans have any friends
Because they don't have homies
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
friend:hey wanna race home. orphan:what home.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
my wheelchair friend was getting bullied so i told him to stand up for himself.
I friend said a apple a day keep the orphan away I said only if you throw it hard hard enough.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
