Friends jokes

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Why don't orphans have any friends?

Because they don't have homies.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?

When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.