Friends jokes

Friend

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

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  • Baby

    Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

    Orphan

    My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

    Memes

    Murder

    A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

    (Getting brutally murdered.)

    Emo

    I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

    Lego

    I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

    Orphan

    I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

    Friend

    My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

    Me: No.

    Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

    Twin Towers

    Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

    Emo kid

    Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

    Cannibal

    Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

    A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

    Shooter

    Here’s another joke my friend told me.

    What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

    Life

    Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

    And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.