Friends jokes

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.

I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.

My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.