Friends jokes
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"