Friends jokes
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Memes
Our Deaf Friend
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.