Friends Jokes

Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.

Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.

My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .

Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.

"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....

Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.

A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"

why was the kinetic sand always happy?

because it was kinetic with its friends!

My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat

Bro I love hanging out with bullys, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”

What do you call a kid name caitlyn?

My best friend

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.