So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad 😢 but can you be my friend pls
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said "Cause its your twin"
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
