i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn't forgiven him
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
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Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
Me: what do you call 4 depressed kids
my friend: what?
me: the suicide squad
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared
me: i did just come home from africa and guess what i saw. friend: i dont know. me: a black market.
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I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)
P.S. I have no friends
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, "What's up?". The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "the sky!", but the other friend intervenes and says, "no it's the ceiling!". To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
