Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."