Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
Gow do you keep tour friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read."
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
Once my friend was saying something dumb and I was like I Campbell-eve you just said that.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon
I: Get a boomerang type: Why? Me: Because for frisbee you need friends.
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My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
