One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says "oh my god your shoulders are broad!" another woman says "are you sure it's a woman?"
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I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
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Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan
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What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them they disappear.
My friends mother thought a kid who had autism and downsyndrome. He called him a “double down”
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
I wish i did't have depression because all my friends have BBC Bitch be crazy disease.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
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I had a good time with friends
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
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So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
