Friends jokes
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!