Friends jokes

What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.

My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.

Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.

When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣