Friends jokes
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Memes
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. ðŸ˜
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!