I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out
Tj hair line so far back ho friends don't even want to talk to him
I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."
Are you forehead and hairline friends? cus they go way back.
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts