What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample
Yo mama so dumb she asked how much a free sample was.
Madeline McCann must of been homeless or something she was sure eggar for the free candy
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
What do you call a pregnant slave Buy 1 get 1 free
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
i lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
Nah! Your so poor, you can’t afford free stuff!
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they got them correct, they’re deemed cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor’s office first and asked if he understood that he’d be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, „Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?“ Jon said, „I’d be half blind.“ „That’s correct. What if I poked out both eyes?“ „I’d be completely blind.“ The doctor stood up, shook Jon’s hand, and told him he was free.
On Jon’s way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon mentioned the exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers. So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and asked, „What would happen if I cut off one ear?“ Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the correct answer said, „I’d be half blind.“ The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. „What if I cut off the other ear?“ „I’d be completely blind,“ Amanpreet answered. „Amanpreet, can you explain how you’d be *blind*?“ „My hat would fall down over my eyes.“
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Beacause the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
