Free Will jokes
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
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