Forehead Jokes

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.