Forehead jokes
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.