Forehead jokes
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Kiwi loves men.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
William
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.