Forehead jokes
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
I feel sorry that your hairline deployed from war with your forehead.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Megamind.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Ur face.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?