Forehead jokes
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Megamind.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Ur face.