Forehead jokes

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

I wear a nose on my forehead.

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

What's 2+2? FORE-head.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

choi soobin loml

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

I was staying over at my friend's; for the purpose of the joke, he shall be called Kian. It was 03:00 am and everyone else was asleep when I heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it. Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge; it was thought he had a huge slong.

The banging was getting louder, and so too was my heartbeat. I opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked. There was a glory hole through the wall where I could make it Kian's ass. This is what I have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts, which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards John. I shoved [my] 1-inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "You little gimp, get on the bed."

Kian came in the room with a 2-litre bottle of Irn Bru. He demanded, "What the fudge are you doing?"

I replied smoothly, "Kian, you tracksuit warrior, you have a camel toe!"

Kian fires back, "Shut it, Paul, you have genital warts!"

John screams, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

He then gives us it so rough I can't walk the next day, but [I] feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis