Forehead

Forehead jokes

Taxi

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Bbc

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

Sauce

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

Megamind

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Uber

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Friend

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Food

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

Pickup

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

Somebody

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Cock

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.