You're the sriracha to my hoison sauce And together, we are pho ever.
your forhead is so big it dripps pickle juice
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber.
I had to get from you forehead to your big ass nose
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy I said no wonder your foreheads so greasy
I wear a nose on my forehead
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Are you forehead and hairline friends? cus they go way back.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
choi soobin loml
my forhead so big
big like biggy small i love cock please bum my hole
hi
I was staying over at my friend's; for the purpose of the joke, he shall be called Kian. It was 03:00 am and everyone else was asleep when I heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it. Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge; it was thought he had a huge slong.
The banging was getting louder, and so too was my heartbeat. I opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked. There was a glory hole through the wall where I could make it Kian's ass. This is what I have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts, which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards John. I shoved [my] 1-inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "You little gimp, get on the bed."
Kian came in the room with a 2-litre bottle of Irn Bru. He demanded, "What the fudge are you doing?"
I replied smoothly, "Kian, you tracksuit warrior, you have a camel toe!"
Kian fires back, "Shut it, Paul, you have genital warts!"
John screams, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
He then gives us it so rough I can't walk the next day, but [I] feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
