Forehead jokes

I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.

The end

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

I wear a nose on my forehead.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

What's 2+2? FORE-head.

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!