Forehead jokes
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
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Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.