Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
why don't a jedis make puns that often?
the usually have to force them (i hate myself for that)
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.
hey im not forcing you to learn the force
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
