Force jokes

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.