How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open. Woman aren't human anyways... lol
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the force.
Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
what's the difference between me and a rapist? He forced her While i convinced her with a candy. she was just 7years old
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunts annus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist
What do you call a retard with a ak special forces
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
what do you cal an autistic kid with a gun? special forces
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
Why did the starwars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
