Food Community
I put penut butter on my grilled cheese
OOOOOOOOO THE ONLY THING SHE DRANK TODAY WAS COFFEE AND SHE HASNT ATE ANYTHING
Can someone make me grilled cheese?
(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sill… Read more
"this is a nice glizzy" -my sisters friend
I think my friend hates me..THEY STOLE MY FUCKING LAST PIECE OF BACON!
How is everyone doing today? Have you all eaten? Drank water? Rested?
Yall like beans?
Maybe im not doing as good as i thought? Maybe i am enough i wonder if I am , wide at night can't sleep been few days? Im in need of something I dont know what it is ? Maybe its money or maybe food or communication with close ones? Maybe i am enough to them ? Maybe im not? Wether I cry for no reason or cry for a reason it feels the same? Wether I want to get held just close ? Why am I ranting?I dont even know? Are y… Read more
A large Wagyu steak was thrown at my Christmas party. I love my family in law <3
The day I fucking decide to stop eating my mom offers Oreos and cheezeitz.
When you hate tomatoes but you realise they have the word "toe" in them so you lowkey start foaming in the mouth
the best cheese
I just ate like 6 slices of pizza in history.
Dick cheese is such a delectable cuisine. I just had pasta with dick cheese sauce and grated dick cheese. YUM.
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I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
hating show… Read more
"I LOVE BIG, JUICY, SCRUMPTIOUS HUNKS OF MEAT FILLING MY THROAT AND DRIPPING DOWN MY CHIN" -jake
Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.
This so-called 'kin… Read more
pickle and peanut