Food jokes
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!