Food jokes
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Daikon legs.