Food jokes
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.