Food jokes
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.