Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Food Jokes
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
It's Caesar salad.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.
