What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Food Jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Kaas.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
