I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Petal
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
