People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
I was on a flight to California
but my next in the Empire State Building.
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!