What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
