Fish jokes
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Memes
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"