Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish? He was rotten to the albacore.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
Ya know life as a pufferfish is tuff. They get startled they the get hard.
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
what do fish smoke? a puffer
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
I said to the fish I have dam
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Q: What is a clown’s favourite fish
A: the clownfish
what did nemos dad say "man hes alot like my dad, i can never find him"
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
what did the fish say to the other fish?
I want my life to be H2O-ver
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Why fishes not sleeping? cause the bed is wet.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What is 2+2? Fish
Baby Shark be like " It's the END" bruh they dead
