What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of em....
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣
what do mermaids wash thier fins with?
Tide
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Yesterday I asked my friend “ What is a fish without eyes” They replied “I don’t know” I said “ fsh “
