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fish y u no fly. i dont like being caught naked

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now he's a bronze fish

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish? He was rotten to the albacore.

Ya know life as a pufferfish is tuff. They get startled they the get hard.

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

How did the shark do on his math test?

Jawesome!

What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it'll die.

What do you call a fish with no I A fshhhhhh

What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?

Salmon Says!

Why fishes not sleeping? cause the bed is wet.

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.