Fish jokes
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"