What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What is another name for a stupid fish?
Dum bass
Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke
There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?
Baby Shark be like " It's the END" bruh they dead
A Fish is dead who do you call?Aqua man
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
Do fish have tits? Fish tits
Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
Nock nock - who’s there - fishes - fishes who -fishes the police come out with your hands up
What kind of ☆ will come out in the day time?🌞
A star fish!🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avaCODo.
