Fired jokes
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.