This is a classic,
Why did the Dog go into the fire? Because it wanted to be a hot Dog
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
what do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchiar on fire.-Cooking the vegetables.
steven hawkinig never used a condom he used a fire wall
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Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Logic fire bars in fottntoe sped up to sound like he chipmmumnun like Alvin and Simoen ans z Theode :)
This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said "HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA"
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, your to young to smoke..."
I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
roses are red my pencil is blunt, parrot trapped on roof keeps telling fire crew to f*ck off
there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels
Why is black mystery not an airhead flavor? Because we already know what happened to them *shot fires*
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Build a man a fire he will be warm for a day, give him some tfox March and he will on fire
Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them
we saved a Swiss flag from a house fire i thought that`s a plus
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true
