Fired Jokes

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why did the fire not burn the kid because it had no lips

What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire? Hot wheels

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboe’d 9 punched 3 and murdered 1.

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Superman has been called to a huge house fire.

Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"

Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"

Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."

what do you call Stephen hawkings on fire? [answer] hot wheeles

2 sticks only make a fire

whats Stephen Hawking favourite type of car on fire? Hot wheels

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What do you cal a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire ghost rider

Me: I know how to use a Microwave! Also me: Mom! The Microwave is on fire!

True story

Me: I know how to use a Microwave! Also me: Mom! The Microwave is on fire!

POV: your at school and you just enjoy your day. Now once you found a bully and he said “i will burn you in fire” then u just punched him Out the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage but you took off his cloths and even underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after

So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️