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what is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire
answer: Hot wheels...
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on hire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
What is the difference between me and a fire
Its hot
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
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I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
What begins with F and ends with CK fuck i mean fire truck
Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire 🔥
If you give a man a mach he is warm for the night but if you light a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life :)
what is it called when someone is in a wheel chair and in a fire?
(hot wheels...)
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels"
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire
Hot wheels
got fired from the bank yesterday
they caught me drinking on the job
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
