Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion & shooting!
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
Finally my father came early from office today, I am very happy
fired from job
ever wondered how jesus got rid of the cross that killed him? burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
what red and put out fire?
What do you call Stephen hawkings on fire?HOT WHEELS WELL SEE HIM SOON
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton
whats black and at the top of the starecase stephen hawkings after a house fire
What do you call a wheelchair on fire
Hot weels
My penis is on fire
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What did one Koala say to the other?
Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAuuggh!
I had the worst day of my life, my 13 rear old EX got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard, did I mention that we were in Syria?
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out the classroom the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
during the great war:
*a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.* He says:"You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *he didn't stop firing*
What do you call a guy in a well chair that walks into a fire
Hot weels
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home
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