What's yellow and smells of Marge ??? Homer Simpson fingers
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! 😣 what’s wrong with me Doctor: you’ve broken your finger
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
An alien walks in to a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him and the alien touches his shoulder. The man says do that one more time and I'll run you over. The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says do that again and I'll chop your dick off. He touches him again. The man pulls the aliens pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer....they only gave her the day off with pay.....unfair!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind it’s too Pointless
Hi boo
Me: *looks at persons hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard👅👅👅
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food
what's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball
Say crack my fingers. Now say that backwards...
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
