Homer Simpson jokes
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
"Homo Simpson"
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
