Homer Simpson jokes
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
"Homo Simpson"
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
True
real
FRFR
ME WHEN I WAS A KID LMAO
