Homer Simpson jokes
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
"Homo Simpson"
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
