Film jokes

When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

You won't feel lonely anymore :(

Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"

Me: "They are Parental Guidance."

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D

My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America's Funniest Home Videos.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.

Why is E.T. better than an orphan?

Because he found his way home.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*