Film jokes

When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

You won't feel lonely anymore :(

Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"

Me: "They are Parental Guidance."

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D

My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America's Funniest Home Videos.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

Why is E.T. better than an orphan?

Because he found his way home.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.