Film jokes
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Bra eat E.T.?
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."