I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
