Film jokes
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Memes
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.