Film jokes
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.