Film jokes
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.