Film jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!