Film jokes
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.