Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Film Jokes
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
