Forrest Gump: Who’s your favorite Lodd of the Rings character? Lieutenant Dan: Legaless
Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What is and orphans favorite move
Home Alone
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
Why was the director Injured? He could find the right cast!
Today I filmed a unboxing video at my friends funeral His parents weren’t to happy
What film do orphans hate Instant family
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"? No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
