Film jokes
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.