Film jokes
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Memes
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”