Film jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."