Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
