Film jokes
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.