Film jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.