whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
Why was the director Injured? He could find the right cast!
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"? No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
What is a orphins faveriot movie. Home alone
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie? It's always someone you know.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter
