Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Film Jokes
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
