Film jokes
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.