Film jokes
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.