Film jokes
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
Memes
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.