Film jokes
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.