Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies, when you’re watching in reverse order
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
