Film jokes

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Why did an orphan kill ET?

To phone home.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.

One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”

One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

A: Alien vs. Predator.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?

To free Willie.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.