Film jokes
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.