Film jokes
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Memes
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.