Film jokes

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?

The Bear Witch Project.

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?

There’s no way home.

Why did an orphan kill ET?

To phone home.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.

One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”

One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”

Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?

To free Willie.

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.