Film jokes
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.