Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' đđđ
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
âOur all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!â âWhat? We havenât even sent them to fight!â âTheyâve already lost 30% of the unit!â
Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer
A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - donât start fights with the cops - donât drop the soap - donât run away from the cops
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~
God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
I got in a cage fight
the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
