I once fought with a man in a wheelchair. He couldn't stand a chance.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to Orphan
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom
A police officer came up to me and said just why why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids so I came and hellped
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death
