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Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to Orphan
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022
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Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
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you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
