Feminist jokes
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Feminists are a joke.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?