Feminist jokes
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.