Feminist jokes
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
Freya Walker is a feminist.