Feminist jokes
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.