New Feminist Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn’t solve inequalities.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.

The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.