Feminist jokes
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.